Holiday Marketing in the Cannabis Industry: Your Guide to Winning the Season
November 21, 2025
The holidays hit the cannabis industry like a snowstorm with a sense of humor: sudden, overwhelming, and somehow expected every single year. While other retailers are battling over BOGO sweaters, dispensaries face their own unique December chaos—traffic spikes, compliance landmines, last-minute shoppers, and customers who swear you must have a “holiday deal on edibles” even […]
Green Friday: The High-Stakes Hustle of Cannabis Marketing
November 11, 2025
Forget Black Friday—in the cannabis world, it’s Green Friday. That sacred day when dispensaries go from “chill and vibey” to “retail warzone” in about 12 hours. It’s a day fueled by caffeine, chaos, and the faint hope that this year, your marketing plan might actually go smoothly. (Spoiler: it won’t. But that’s part of the […]
Shit. You Didn’t Plan for Green Friday—and there’s No Budget.
November 11, 2025
We’ve all been there. One day it’s October, and the next you’re knee-deep in “early access” emails and influencer collabs wondering… how did everyone get so prepared? DON’T PANIC. If you’re in the cannabis industry (or just running lean this year), don’t panic. You don’t need a six-figure ad budget or a 12-step campaign plan […]
How to Avoid Digital Marketing Scams –Including Fake Marketing Courses & Social Media Training Programs
November 8, 2025
The digital world has made it easier than ever to grow a business—but it’s also made it easier than ever to get scammed. Whether it’s a shady “full-service agency,” a fake SEO expert, or a social media “coach” selling a $2,000 course promising overnight clients, the scams are everywhere—and they’re getting more sophisticated. Most businesses […]
Thanksgiving in Cannabis Marketing: Grateful, Chaotic, and Full of Pie
November 5, 2025
Thanksgiving isn’t just about turkey, pie, and awkward family debates. For cannabis marketers, it’s a holiday season wrapped in creativity, compliance, and chaos—with a side of caffeine. Whether you’re running campaigns, creating content, or just trying to survive inbox overload, there’s plenty to be grateful for… and plenty to laugh about. Grateful (and Slightly […]
